Category Archives: Random

Life with a Smart Phone

Posted on 27th March, 2012 by Xophmeister
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Shame

Posted on 9th March, 2012 by Xophmeister

Suffer through green, Gradient and light; Sun and shadow Fuelling the fight. I exchange blood To taste limitless sky. Sweat, metal and rubber. Three weeks in July. An eruption of grey And cacophonous noise: A circuitous route Without nature or … Continue reading →

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你好

Posted on 16th February, 2012 by Xophmeister

My other half is Chinese, so naturally I am learning Mandarin — and some Shanghainese — from her. (What can I say: I’m the scholarly type and she’s a good teacher!) Anyway, like, I’m sure, many a Westerner embarking on … Continue reading →

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The World’s Prose Mix

Posted on 23rd January, 2012 by Xophmeister

According to Wikipedia, at the time of writing there are a total of 205 sovereign states; including those that are disputed. That’s at least 205 different cultures, so the question is: Are there any concentrations of peoples in the world … Continue reading →

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Apostrophe’s War

Posted on 16th January, 2012 by Xophmeister

With a title like “Apostrophe’s War”, you’ll be forgiven in thinking that this is yet another trite rant on the supposed abuse of the apostrophe in contemporary written English. However, those who know me as a linguist may think I … Continue reading →

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Endianness

Posted on 10th January, 2012 by Xophmeister

In computer science, there’s a concept known as “endianness”. It refers to the order in which data is stored: “big endian” means that we start with the most significant bit and move to the least; “little endian” is the other … Continue reading →

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D Quine

Posted on 29th December, 2011 by Xophmeister

I have taken it upon myself to learn the D programming language: My motivation for doing so is involved, but bear with me!

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Zeitgeist

Posted on 30th November, 2011 by Xophmeister

A short story that will probably get me put on the “No Fly” list.

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Cycling in the City

Posted on 5th November, 2011 by Xophmeister

I regularly commute through England’s metropolis: a 40km round trip that takes me about the same time as the train, but for free and without the claustrophobic cattle class that is South West Trains nor the carcinogenic underworld of the … Continue reading →

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Counting with Subquery Factoring

Posted on 25th October, 2011 by Xophmeister

This is fairly trivial, but I thought I’d post it anyway! It’s a PL/SQL script I wrote using subquery factoring to count in natural language: from 1 to 10,000. (It will go higher, but there are gaps after 10,000.)

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